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Not after this bar you won't!
Crisp pine, a kick of rosemary, and just enough geranium to keep things floral. This bar’s fresh, earthy, and a little wild around the edges. For people who like their soap clean, bold, and delightfully unpredictable.
Heads up: We use real essential oils — none of that fake fragrance stuff. That means the scent may mellow after about 4–6 weeks, but the clean is still fierce!
"Ewe Stink" Signature Bar
Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Castor Oil, Sunflower Oil, Glycerin, Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Stearic Acid, Propylene Glycol, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Sorbitol, Goat’s Milk, EDTA, Titanium Dioxide, Essential Oils (Rosemary, Pine, Geranium), Poppy Seeds, Green + Black Food Coloring.
Natural, Premium Quality, Non-GMO, Cruelty Free, Soy Free, SLS/SLES Free.
For external use only. Avoid contact with eyes. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. Store in a cool, dry place.
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Processing: 1–4 business days
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Shipping: Within the USA only. USPS, 3–7 business days after processing
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Returns/Exchanges: Not accepted (we can replace if your order arrives damaged—contact us within 7 days)
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Care Tips: Store in a cool, dry place. Essential oils may fade in 4–6 weeks, color may fade, and glycerin dew may appear—this is normal!
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Fun Note: Our soaps have cheeky names—giggle away, but enjoy responsibly!
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